Accepted (2006)

The opening of the mind.

Whole new methods of learning.

Are just two themes to this "Threes Company" type comedy about a student who does not get excepted to college. So a group of degenerate friends decide to create a new fake college to deceive Bartleby's (Justin Long) parents. They do this by fixing up an old mental institution to look like a real college... and all the comedic problems that go with telling lies to cover up other lies and getting away with it.
There are not-so-inspiring creative monologues throughout with more one liners than you can count. I can not say I am any dumber for watching, but it's a movie that is about education it should be slightly more educational. This movie is just full of the seven essS's Sentimental Sarcastic Swears while wearing Slutty outfits Showing Skin while acting Stupid. This is a strangely different version of a Ferris Buellers Day Off without the wit and cool 80's music. So it is a true $5.00 bin movie.


This movie gets a rating of: How did I get this movie? (click to see rating system)

Questions to ponder while watching this movie:
Am I glad I got this movie from the $5.00 bin?
(If I got it from the $5 bin to create a new drinking game and had a great time watching a ridiculous tits and ass movie while drinking with friends.... then yes I would say it was a good purchase from the $5 bin.)

What is the drinking game?
(Drink for every time that someone says SHIT or SHIT appears on the screen. Have fun with this great $5 bin party idea. Glad to have made the world a slightly better more drunken place)

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